Cubs Sign Serrano, not Pedro.

by on March 4, 2010   One Comment

If you’re anything like me, when you heard the Chicago Cubs signed a Cuban defector named Serrano, your first thought was, “Pedro Serrano?”

Unfortunately, no.  Juan Vasser Serrano doesn’t have the same hype surrounding him as the Major League character, signing for $250,000 and most likely to be assigned to either high-A or double-A following spring training.  ESPN.com reports he throws 89-92 with a slider, which sounds a lot like 80% of professional pitchers.

I’m putting the over-under at three for how many drunk fans tell Serrano, “Es very bad steal Jobu’s rum, es very bad,” per game.  Hats for bats, keep bats waaarm… gracias.

Author: Aimee Connors
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  1. I’ll take the over on that bet for sure.

    Comment by Matt Pennington
    March 10, 2010 at 1:46 am

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